reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women
was that really necessary to add
huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.
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i’ll only make a couple of characters and they’ll all have something important to do with each others plot!
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
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asperatus cloud x
IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
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